The End of Deadweek....

     Hello again blog readers. It's currently 3:15 a.m. and I can't sleep.

     I have spent the previous week studying and preparing for finals week at Simpson College. In a perfect world this statement would be true, however, we don't.

     That being said this previous week has proven to me that my attention span is slightly worse than that of a nat.

     I have spent the past three nights at the Zoo observing animals. This may sound educational but, it is far from that.

     When I say the Zoo I actually mean the bar down on the square and the word "animals" refers to the townies in the bar. These are an interesting bunch to say the least.

     You haven't seen classy until you see a 250 pound woman in what appeared to be a tube top stretched into a dress. That image shall forever be burned into my brain.

     I will say that getting shitfaced with a guy and then running into him with his wife and kids is quite hilarious.

     On a slightly more sober note I did participate in a tie-dye exchange between my fraternity, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, and the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority on campus. I am now the proud owner of two pairs of tie-dye undies!

     I bid you farewell, at least until the next time I find myself lost in space.